chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

olivia dunham: a summary

(Source: karamelka)

“And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.”
- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via captainofalltheships)

(Source: literatureloveaffair)

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

(Source: ghostruto)

(Source: stanakaticland)

idfuckdean:

HAWKEYE AU CAREERS COURTESY OF VITAMIN WATER

idfuckdean:

HAWKEYE AU CAREERS COURTESY OF VITAMIN WATER

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

captainwhizbang:

artists who draw visible nipples through female superheroes’ costumes

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nathantics:

sweet—deans:

Beckett: So, basically we’re looking for someone who won’t intimidate them. An adult presence, in the classroom that eight year olds will view as a peer, someone they can consider one of their own?

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

(Source: princetanaka)

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